Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes | Rajnikanth Funny SMS
Best And Latest SMS Jokes Collection Of South Indian Super Star Rajnikanth. Lets Read Rajnikanth Jokes And Send It To Your Friends Have Fun.
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down. ☺
2. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. ☺
3. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. ☺
4. Rajinikanth can make onions cry. ☺
5. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ☺
6. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you. ☺
7. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. ☺
8. Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ☺
9. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. ☺
10. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. ☺
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hahah very funny text, i love this Post….!!!
ReplyDeleteits is so awesum…….i ws lost in a trance while i ws readin it……
gr8 wrk !!!!
Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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